INTRODUCTION
The Anti-Guru Guide to Human Design & Wellness
Tired of wellness gurus pushing the latest trends that never seem to work for you? Welcome to a space where we cut through the noise and focus on what truly matters—your unique path to well-being.
HOW IT STARTED
Meet Naomi: Energy & Efficiency Coach
With over two decades in the high-pressure tech industry, I understand the relentless drive for success and the burnout that often accompanies it. As a 1/3 Splenic Projector, I've walked the path of chronic stress and fluctuating energy. My mission is to help high-achieving women like you reclaim your vitality through personalized strategies that align with your true self.
My Approach: Personalized, Practical, and Proven
Human Design Integration: We'll delve into your unique energy blueprint to uncover how you operate best, allowing you to make decisions and create routines that feel natural and empowering.
Functional Nutrition: Beyond just food, we'll explore the root causes of stress and fatigue, crafting a sustainable plan that supports your body, mind, and spirit.
Real-Life Application: No fluff or generic advice—only actionable steps tailored to your lifestyle, ensuring you can implement changes that lead to lasting results.
I believe that…
You deserve to feel seen and heard. Your wellness journey should be as unique as you are, free from one-size-fits-all solutions.
By understanding your Human Design and embracing personalized nutrition, you'll gain clarity, confidence, and the energy to thrive in all areas of your life.
FUN FACTS ABOUT NAOMI
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🥤 Smoothie Queen – My morning smoothie is non-negotiable. I’ve been blending up nutrient-packed creations for over a decade—long before Erewhon made $20 smoothies a thing. It’s basically my version of a superpower serum.
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🐶 CEO of Belly Rubs & Chaos – My Schnoodle, Coco Pop, is my furry sidekick, wellness accountability partner, and master of demanding attention at the exact wrong time.
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🌊 Saltwater Therapy Enthusiast – Whether it's the beach, the sound of waves, or just staring at the ocean like a main character in a movie—I need to be near water to recharge.
Qualifications
Institute of Integrative Nutrition
Functional Nutrition Alliance
Balanced Bites Masterclass Nutritional Training
21-Day Sugar Detox Coach Certification
Blueprint For A Healthy Life Environmental Toxins Training
Human Design Coaching Certification
WORK WITH NAOMI
WORK WITH ME
I help high-achieving women who are done with wellness trends that don’t work for them.
You’re ambitious, smart, and driven—but you’re also burned out, frustrated, and over the constant cycle of trying and failing to feel better.
If you’ve tried everything—tracking macros, cold plunges, fasting, supplements—and still feel like something’s missing, you’re in the right place.
You don’t need to copy what everyone is doing. You need a personalized strategy based on your energy, lifestyle, and what actually works for your body.
START HERE
Your energy isn’t the problem. The one-size-fits-all wellness advice is.
You’ve tried all the wellness hacks, but something still feels off. This free guide will help you understand how your energy actually works—so you can stop running on fumes and start thriving.
Because you don’t need more coffee, willpower, or another trendy routine.
You need a plan that actually works for you. Let’s get started.
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